AntiCodex Blog
Author: beaviss
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I’m officially outing myself. I am a Slop Master… Introduction I bit my tongue. That’s the pathetic truth of it. A family member was holding court about “AI slop”; how it’s ruining the internet, how it’s lazy, how it’s not real creativity. And I just sat there. Didn’t say a word. Didn’t mention that I’ve…
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Why banning surveillance advertising is the regulatory wedge that could actually work Picture Mark Zuckerberg sitting in front of the Senate Judiciary Committee, April 10th 2018, looking like a confused android trying to process human emotion. For hours, senators lobbed questions at him. Some informed, most painfully not. Then Senator Orrin Hatch, 84 years old…
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It’s no secret that I love tech. I need tech. I eat, sleep, and dream in the Matrix. As I’m sure you know—unless you live under a rock, sipping wheat tea and pondering the origins of space and time—the current DARLING of Silicon Valley is Artificial Intelligence™….
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You didn’t download the app. The app downloaded you. The second you tapped “Allow,” you handed over more than location access. You gave it your patterns, your micro-delays, your insomnia cycles, your porn breaks, your heart rate, your heartbreak.
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The Internet’s been a landfill for decades. Now that robots are helping us shovel, suddenly everyone’s a damn art critic? Welcome to the Series Where I Say the Quiet Parts Out Loud Look, I’ve never been what you’d call a consensus guy. I tend to zag when others zig. Or more accurately: I throw a…
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This illusion of personality is one of the most brilliant and bizarre tech tricks in modern history. And once you understand how it works, it doesn’t break the spell, it makes it cooler. Let’s pop the hood on generative AI chatbots.
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By someone who knows exactly how many unread notifications are on their wife’s phone, and it’s a war crime. Welcome to the Pingocalypse Congratulations. If you’re reading this, you’ve survived at least 60 seconds without checking a group chat, a Doordash badge, or that suspiciously enthusiastic poop tracker update (“Now with urine analysis!”). Your ability…
