AntiCodex Blog
Tag: Analysis
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I’m officially outing myself. I am a Slop Master… Introduction I bit my tongue. That’s the pathetic truth of it. A family member was holding court about “AI slop”; how it’s ruining the internet, how it’s lazy, how it’s not real creativity. And I just sat there. Didn’t say a word. Didn’t mention that I’ve…
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Why banning surveillance advertising is the regulatory wedge that could actually work Picture Mark Zuckerberg sitting in front of the Senate Judiciary Committee, April 10th 2018, looking like a confused android trying to process human emotion. For hours, senators lobbed questions at him. Some informed, most painfully not. Then Senator Orrin Hatch, 84 years old…
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You didn’t download the app. The app downloaded you. The second you tapped “Allow,” you handed over more than location access. You gave it your patterns, your micro-delays, your insomnia cycles, your porn breaks, your heart rate, your heartbreak.
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By someone who knows exactly how many unread notifications are on their wife’s phone, and it’s a war crime. Welcome to the Pingocalypse Congratulations. If you’re reading this, you’ve survived at least 60 seconds without checking a group chat, a Doordash badge, or that suspiciously enthusiastic poop tracker update (“Now with urine analysis!”). Your ability…
